you’ll always have a soft spot for the first female actress to make you question your sexuality
How come when people say “boys will be boys” it’s excusing unacceptable behavior, but when they say “girls will be girls”, it’s demeaning?
This is rape culture
Why are guys so scared of murder? Y’all should feel pride that I risked my life in jail just to fUCKING KILL YOU YOU FUKCING DOUCHEBAGS
"But not all men are like thaaaattttt!!! I’d never dooo thaaatttt!!! You’re so mad over nothing, just calm downnnn!!1!!!!!1111!!!!!"
i just threw up all over the world
Usually the windows on trains make my reflection look pretty good
Today I look like death even in the window
when everyone finds out john and sherlock are together and they’re all like “oh he’s gay now” and john getting really upset because nobody will listen to his response, sherlock eventually yells, at the top of his lungs, “JOHN DOESN’T HAVE TO LABEL HIS SEXUALITY!” and everyone goes silent and john is so extremely grateful
SHOUTOUT TO CATS FOR GETTING THEIR CLAWS STUCK IN THINGS AND THEN WHEN YOU HELP THEY GET OFFENDED THAT YOU TOUCHED THEIR PAW
*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*
JUST FUCKING LISTEN.
THIS IS HALLOWEEN BUT NOT LIKE YOU KNOW IT
reblog so others can hear it!
reblogged in like two seconds.
okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too
but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time
and then another person fell
and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting
and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy