Kittens with hearts
this is important
so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body is going through a small and mild labor to push out the dead insides of your uterus. so basically I have gone through labor and basically I don’t want children.
why aren’t we taught this shit
Instant Date Prank
this is the gay agenda
YOU ARE THE HERO GOTHAM DESERVES
I’M CRYING BECAUSE OF THAT CAPTION
Always read the books. This is why they are so much better than the films.
He was meant to have a human death
to show he was just human
a twisted human
he was supposed to die like a mortal
not turn into fucking butterflies
i need to get a real job so i can stop crying over expensive lingerie and start crying in expensive lingerie
This Is How Koalas Run
at this point i dont even feel like a real person i’m just 50% sarcasm and 50% tv shows
'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me
'I'm like this with everyone but I'm specifically trying to flirt with you' a sequel by me
Tonight has turned into a repetitive cycle of me making a cup of coffee in a break and then forgetting to drink it until it’s cold as I work and making another cup of coffee in my next break
Seizure First Aid.
Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it.
100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)
This is so important!
Really good friend of mine from work back home had seizures a few times on the job. This is crucial information.